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http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/breaking-news/extramarital-sex-fuels-earthquakes-warns-iran-cleric/story-fn3dxity-1225854907773
The Sex Principle of Islamic Seismology was actually discovered by the Ayatollah -- peace be upon him -- one evening in his unmarried youth, when, while being entertained by a young lady named Sameeha ("The Generous") he observed that the earth did, indeed, move.
Clearly, Iran is in good hands, but we can benefit, also. The Ayatollah -- may he bathe peacefully in the blood of the infidel -- needs to get together with our Congressman Hank Johnson (DEMOCRAT-GA), who fears that population increase in Guam will cause the island to tip over and capsize.
From the astute analysis provided by the Ayatollah -- may his sword fall peacefully through the filthy dog neck of the unbeliever -- one immediately sees that the solution to the Guam problem is to stop the extramarital sex that's causing the population increase that, in turn, is threatening to capsize the island. And with the side benefit of decreasing the chances of earthquakes!
Has this got Nobel Prize written all over it, or what?
Byron
' "Many women who dress inappropriately ... cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes," Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at overnight prayers in Tehran.'
The Sex Principle of Islamic Seismology was actually discovered by the Ayatollah -- peace be upon him -- one evening in his unmarried youth, when, while being entertained by a young lady named Sameeha ("The Generous") he observed that the earth did, indeed, move.
Clearly, Iran is in good hands, but we can benefit, also. The Ayatollah -- may he bathe peacefully in the blood of the infidel -- needs to get together with our Congressman Hank Johnson (DEMOCRAT-GA), who fears that population increase in Guam will cause the island to tip over and capsize.
From the astute analysis provided by the Ayatollah -- may his sword fall peacefully through the filthy dog neck of the unbeliever -- one immediately sees that the solution to the Guam problem is to stop the extramarital sex that's causing the population increase that, in turn, is threatening to capsize the island. And with the side benefit of decreasing the chances of earthquakes!
Has this got Nobel Prize written all over it, or what?
Byron
posted by Byron | Sunday, April 18, 2010
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